Rejected Hallmark Cards

Rejected Hallmark Cards: VOL I

Happy Birthday Wife,

A life we’d share for as long as can be,

Until I heard you cheated on me,

With my friend of many years,

Don’t patronize me and blame the beers,

Now it’s time for you to set sail,

Divorce papers are in the mail,

Getting a hotel may be hard,

Because I just maxed out your credit card!

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