To a Fellow Office Worker,
All these years, your desk next to mine,
You’re always talking, and that was fine,
Always crying complaining your poor,
You have me disgusted straight to my core
But somethings weird, And I had a hunch,
You’re the asshole whose been stealing my lunch
I got you bish, don’t even lie,
I know it’s true and I’ll tell you why,
You’ve been pooping all damn day,
Because I put laxatives in my sandwich today.
I’ll LOL while you’re in the bowl,
That’s what you get for being a troll!