Rejected Hallmark Cards: Vol. V

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To My children on Christmas,

A year in review,

I must say, “I’m through.”

Countless nagging

to clean your room

It’s dusty, filthy,

Like an ancient tomb.

But you want this,

And you want that,

You ain’t gettin’ shit

And that’s a fact!

Not even a lump of coal

On Christmas morn,

I know your broken heart,

May get torn

But I pay for this shit,

Just like all your meals,

Santa Claus?

He ain’t real.

Maybe next year,

You won’t act a fool,

I am prepared to cancel,

Your birthday too!

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