Movie Quotes That Never Happened! – Vol I

“The force is strong in my family. My father has it, I have it, and my sister has it. Yes, it’s you Leia search your feelings it——“ Luke.

Galactic Incest

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“Wait what? I mean we kissed. Isn’t that kind of gross?” Leia.

“I had forgotten about that. But it’s no matter, your the last hope if I fail.” Luke.

“Stop changing the subject. How long have you known? Did you KNOW when we kissed because if you did then PUKE.” Leia.

“Of course not. I mean, now you’re grossing me out a little.” Luke.

“A little!!! A little. Han was there, what’s he gonna think of us kissing. Chewie?? He was all smiles. What a hairy gross fuck.” Leia.

“What were we even talking about?” Luke.

You nearly frenching your own sister, and letting a little green guy ride on your back while he massaged you.” Leia.

He taught me the ways of the force!” Luke.

“I’ll bet.” Leia.

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