Rejected Hallmark Cards: Vol. VII

[RHC VOL I][RHC VOL II][RHC VOL III][RHC VOL IV][RHC VOL V][RHC VOL VI]

THE UNINVITE!

All the invitations

Went out in the mail.

Please throw yours

In a garbage pail.

I’m sure you’re confused

And want to know why.

If you come to the party

You’ll get punched in the eye.

Boasting and bragging

That my parties are lame.

So talk your shit

And if it’s all the same…

Sit this one out

And the next one too.

Who needs enemies,

With friends like you!!

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